ayyyyy ask me stuff   sometimes i laugh at my own jokes

borderlineotaku:

fruitycat:

worsethanmyotherblog:

Worst playground ever.

what the actual FUCK

the new human centipede looks weird

borderlineotaku:

fruitycat:

worsethanmyotherblog:

Worst playground ever.

what the actual FUCK

the new human centipede looks weird

(via guy)

— 18 hours ago with 24125 notes

oomshi:

please watch your fucking language

(via hotboyproblems)

— 18 hours ago with 210116 notes

jbkats:

"paramore was pulled off tour for a week when hayley was 16 because her mom grounded her" is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard

(via magicul)

— 18 hours ago with 119207 notes

ghore:

I’m on a new diet called don’t fucking look at me

(via magicul)

— 18 hours ago with 387174 notes

dietcrush:

my friend’s dog was sick and couldn’t get up so they were gonna put him down and as his final supper they got him a big mac and when the dog smelled it he shot up and ate it in one bite and lived for three more years

(via shouldnt)

— 18 hours ago with 176583 notes

snapchatting:

itsmydarkesthour:

snapchatting:

mango? why not womango? end sexism now

womango make me a sandwich :P

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(Source: snapchatting, via orgasm)

— 18 hours ago with 118612 notes

sniffing:

when you’re starving and a friend offers you a piece of their food

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(via hotboyproblems)

— 18 hours ago with 43304 notes

mrcrockers:

mrcrockers:

hue jackman

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i showed this to my sister and she slapped me

(Source: noverachiever, via guy)

— 18 hours ago with 69476 notes

geekstep:

niggercakes:

hungarian:

say “oh my god look at the blood on her pants” in a crowded hall & the girls who turn around are the ones on their period

alright satan lets take it down a notch sweetie

Says tumblr user niggercakes

(via hotboyproblems)

— 18 hours ago with 399744 notes

kangaya:

do u ever have that default username that you always use and if a site already has it taken youre like . speechless

(via shouldnt)

— 18 hours ago with 119828 notes

bombing:

turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place

(via guy)

— 18 hours ago with 72538 notes

thankyouforthedildos:

one little typo can change the whole imagery of a fanfic

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(via brookensx)

— 18 hours ago with 60965 notes

bioterrors:

when you walk into the auditorium and your athlete son and his athlete best friend are preparing for a play by painting a wooden tree that is a part of the set

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(Source: cispeople, via ofpotterandwho)

— 18 hours ago with 58082 notes

mstoph:

my milkshakes bring all the boys are the yard and they’re like “your friend is hot”

(via shouldnt)

— 18 hours ago with 210122 notes