ayyyyy ask me stuff   sometimes i laugh at my own jokes

thinsquids:

yeah mom im ok i just dont want to be alive haha

(via orgasm)

— 1 day ago with 321332 notes

mister-smalls:

nylooms:

tupacabra:

image

it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

The Fault in our (Lob)Stars

(via brookensx)

— 1 day ago with 118911 notes

jakemalik:

seeing a hot stranger in public is a blessing

seeing the same hot stranger in public again is a sign

(Source: hi, via hotboyproblems)

— 1 day ago with 232256 notes

most-awkward-moments:

“If the answer is false, explain why”

image

(via shouldnt)

— 1 day ago with 281321 notes

fruitpacks:

it takes all of my energy to read a post thats more than 2 sentences

(Source: goodra, via gnarly)

— 1 day ago with 177236 notes

lovelynobody00:

pickup line: wanna watch this murder documentary with me?

(Source: bumbleshark, via gnarly)

— 1 day ago with 126808 notes

gnawruto:

foodtrucker:

I manage to turn everything into crap wow

yes that’s called digestion

(Source: foodtrucker, via shouldnt)

— 1 day ago with 267937 notes

listenandforgiveme:

the amount of concentration a person devotes to transporting an overly full cup of tea from kitchen to couch is directly proportionate to just how British you are

(Source: azkabanter, via hi)

— 1 day ago with 57134 notes

fartymcmly:

cute date ideas:

  • follow birds around
  • talk to birds
  • draw birds together
  • go to the zoo to look at the birds
  • go shopping and buy shirts with birds on them
  • birds

(via bird-meme)

— 1 day ago with 9346 notes
older-and-far-away:

kirbomatic:

happy earth day friends

this is…the best possible use of this particular gif. 

older-and-far-away:

kirbomatic:

happy earth day friends

this is…the best possible use of this particular gif. 

(Source: tsunderestormss, via hi)

— 1 day ago with 129519 notes

bullied:

isn’t it weird that you can have friends but also have no friends at the same time

(Source: bullied, via orgasm)

— 1 day ago with 40661 notes

hoebama:

pretty girls who can pull off messy hair and no make up and have eyebrow game strong enough to kill half the population are a serious threat and i am afraid of them

(via guy)

— 1 day ago with 264279 notes