ayyyyy ask me stuff   sometimes i laugh at my own jokes

barebackinq:

a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks

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theteenagevowinaparkinglot:

unseelie-prince:

I think we all need an aggressively positive spider friend in our lives

aggressively positive spider

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— 10 hours ago with 390892 notes

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view-from-up-here:

Each one of us is a brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess and a criminal.
Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club

view-from-up-here:

Each one of us is a brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess and a criminal.

Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club

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— 10 hours ago with 260683 notes

avalooshe:

Crying

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— 10 hours ago with 30077 notes

heckacute:

Hey, do you want to come over and immediately fall asleep on the couch? 

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— 10 hours ago with 1338 notes

gnarly:

*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*

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lnfamy:

once i dated a guy who stopped talking to me for a month and i found out he didn’t like me anymore but he was too scared to dump me so he just ignored me and i spammed his facebook with wiki links on how to break-up with your girlfriend

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— 10 hours ago with 191043 notes

surprisebitch:

when bae wanna do anal but you suddenly remember you had chipotle

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— 10 hours ago with 89424 notes

lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

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— 10 hours ago with 134539 notes